Life GIF Challenge

Every 10th gif.

You Are:

(I’m a problem? Thanks, mom.)

Your Mom’s Reaction To Your Birth:

(My mom must not like me very much.)

Your first day at home:

(Party? I thought my mom didn’t like me.)

Your first memory:

(Shocking, isn’t it?)

Learning to walk:

(I was a very sexy toddler apparently.)

Learning to talk:

(By playing a guitar and whatever Adam’s doing?)

Parent’s reaction to the first time you used your potty:

(Applause, bitches.)

First Christmas:

(I must not like Christmas.)

First day of school:

(I must miss my parents…?)

First friend:

(Steeeeeve. Yay!)

First day of middle school:

(Pretty much.)

Learning that there is no recess in middle school:

(Alrighty then…)

Learning that there is no Santa Claus:

(I’d shrug it off like it was no big deal.)

How your best friends see you:

(If only Steve saw me like that, that would be awesome.)

Learning to drive:

(My instructor would probably look at me like that the whole time.)

When you land your dream career:

(Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah.)

Your reaction to getting proposed to:

(Poor guy. I feel bad for him.)

You get married to:

(My best friend is Steve and my husband is Tony? Uh-oh.) 

When you get married:

(I would do something like that.)

Your honeymoon:

(Hate sex?)

Year after your marriage:

(I… that’s pretty awesome.)

A baby is conceived!:

(Ew.)

Your first kid:

(I love kids. <3.)

You retire from your awesome job:

(I would be depressed, obviously.)

You get really old that you can’t do anything so your kid sends you to a nursing home:

(I don’t have to do anything for myself anymore. Yay!)

You die:

(My best friend stands there naked?)

People at your funeral:

(I must not have been very well liked.)

You in the after life:

(Me and death. Pretty much.)